I’ve been using one of the major dating sites, OkCupid, on and off for about five years now. While it has its perks, being a woman on a dating site means immersing yourself in a disgusting cesspool of exposed nerves, unfiltered testosterone, and daily propositions to engage in sex acts so horrifying, I hadn’t even heard of them before, and I’m from the Internet. I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her. So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it. Continue Reading Below I did not accomplish my goal. Advertisement The Profile In making this profile, I made sure my creation touched on every major facet of being truly horrible:
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Real Online Dating Emails From Random Dudes Us Sure, we all hear about decent human beings connecting with each other via online dating sites then meeting up, hooking up, and even shacking up. But sites like OkCupid, Match. In fact, online dating can truly, epically, SUCK. Especially when an intelligent, smart, totally awesome woman must sort through piles of gnarly missives drafted by web-savvy Neanderthals to find her prince. Read on to see how great and terrible single life can truly be.
All “handles” have been altered to protect the ignorant. Hmmm, I wonder what that means? If you’d like to strike up a conversation, check out my profile. This is another side of you.
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Share this article Share From predicting deaths to moving objects, it seems people have been put off using the Ouija board after their first time. One Reddit user took to the forum to tell a story they had ‘always wanted to tell, but never had the opportunity’ to. The story is about their father who had been playing with an Ouija board with his friends when they were told one of the friend’s fathers would die in the near future.
The next week, his father was struck down by a car and killed immediately. One group of friends were told by the board that they were being watched through the window and then the power went out Another said they used an Ouija board when they were 12 or 13 years old and were at a friend’s house. They were messing around when they got the message:
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When she showers, I feel as though half of the time she points the shower head at the ground outside the shower. When she gets out, I imagine her shaking her body off in canine fashion. Then he gets very ill and spends half the day pissing and complaining about his awful stomach ache. After curling up and writhing around for a while … he then goes back to scavenging the rind for any bits he missed.
I need to supervise him when we go shopping so he only buys the mini watermelons. If I leave him alone? He buys the biggest one he can find.
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Never met up with him, but got an OKC message asking if I could wear a pair of socks for months without washing them and give them back to him. She started punching herself in the face in the middle of the restaurant. Conversation is going all right and she asks where I am from. I tell her I am from a city near there that has a rougher reputation.
Here’s an example of a hypothetical story on a dating profile going bad — hilariously bad. Rosefacekillahh, from Melbourne, Australia, warns online daters that she’s “not down to earth at all” in her OkCupid profile’s self-summary.
Phil show , but in all this time I had yet to encounter one of this breed myself…. Here is what happened and how I sniffed out this rotten fish and dealt with him. His profile was clear and well-written in solid English sentences. He had one, very nice profile photo of him holding a cat. Plus, he lived in a very small town nearby to me. I wrote to him…and he wrote back with: I would like to get to know you.
First, I would like to see if we can be friends. I suspect you are very selective in who you are looking for. I know I am looking for someone very special who is attractive, fit, beautiful inside and out, and family oriented. I have a private email account that I use ONLY for online dating and is not connected to any of my personal info so I felt comfortable using that and agreed to this.
Which is where the fun began.
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It was a regular Friday night and I was up late chatting to my friend Bradley on this virtual chat room we had found online. He told me and the other guys who we had just met, that he was able to stay up as late as he wanted, because his parents were away until the weekend and he had the house to himself.
These are legit terrifying so please read with caution. However, if you’re already an evil apparition, you might be OK reading these. My twin sister Mallory and I are completely indistinguishable, right down to our overly sensitive Irish skin. The only visible difference is a small burn on Mal’s forearm, from overexposure to the sun. We used to be really close, but ever since Mal started dating Sam, she’s been spending less time with me. But two weeks ago, Sam came over when Mallory wasn’t home.
I was about to tell him she was at Jessica’s for an overnight cram session, but he kissed me before I got the chance. He thought I was my sister. Then he started talking. Obviously I was there, not Mal.
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Share Shares 37K We all love it when the Internet tries to scare us, especially when it taps into our imagination and lets us do most of the work of scaring ourselves. He stops on a broadcast of one of his old teachers reading a poem on public television. As the family makes small talk, a broadcast comes on the radio about how mutations are occurring, flesh is melting, and monsters are emerging from the sea.
The family ignores this, despite the fact a green light is coming in through the windows and their skin is becoming jaundiced.
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Whoops, sorry, this is from the superhero-themed Fifty Shades Of Grey porn parody. Probably some bad chili Bruce Wayne had. But hey, at least all these scenes were technically in the stories For instance, one of the most memorable moments is the scene in which Jyn and the Rogue Gang charge toward a bunch of giant imperial walkers on foot, without the aid of snowspeeders, tow cables, or mischievous space bears. Lucasfilm The bear thing is open for debate, however Another striking visual was Jyn facing off against a TIE Fighter on her lonesome, armed with nothing but a blaster and lots of slogans about hope.
Lucasfilm That life jacket probably won’t help her much in this situation. Neither of those moments are in the movie — they’re from the teaser and the first trailer , respectively. Despite the filmmakers’ assurance that the Rogue One reshoots were only minor stuff , one fan compiled a list of 46 freaking shots from the trailers that were left out of the final film.